How about a beard.

A nice beautiful Bronze Tan. 

That's what I want most for this Summer. 

However, there's one problem.

T I M E.

yes. WE ARE BUSY.

& time is one of those rare commodities 

so what do I do about this.

well Since buying more time isn't an option.

(for two reasons: Poorness & Impossibleness)

As I whined to my husband about being pale.

& how i feel UGLY without a face tan.

he told me, that's what a beards good for.

So BEARD?

ANSWER.

tell me what ya think ;)

I think I look LESS TAN.

Nothankyoubeard.